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Episode XXXIII

(Road Trip - Part One)

Original Airdate -
September 20th, 2006


At the suggestion of the producers, who have obviously just watched Sideways on DVD, CPPres and Moog take a trip to wine country. CPPres asks if they can take separate cars to get there, but his request is denied. And so, crammed into a rental car, CPPres and Moog head off down the road.

Moog attempts to make conversation, but all CPPres says is, "I don't LIKE you" and sulks in the passenger seat. They drive on in silence for an hour or so, when the rental car blows a tire. Moog steers the car to side of the road, gets out, and begins putting on the spare. CPPres pushes him aside, saying, "Move. I can do it faster." This proves not to be the case as he somehow manages to set the car on fire. Eventually, Moog is able to put out the fire, change the tire, and get them on their way. A few more miles down the road, they see a hitchhiker, and Moog decides to pick him up. CPPres protests, but loses the vote two-to-one, and the car, now with one extra passenger, drives toward the sunset.


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