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Episode XXX

(My Dinner With Moog)

Original Airdate -
August 23rd, 2006

In this real-time episode, CPPres and Moog have dinner together at Red Lobster. The producers think this stunt will help viewers get to know Moog on a more personal level and also provide some wacky scenes of conflict, as CPPres severely dislikes Moog. As they are both seated, CPPres is already in a bad mood, because this whole thing is causing him to miss a previously scheduled date with his girlfriend. When the waitress arrives to take their order, Moog begins to flirt with her and she is obviously taken by his charming manner. Feeling threatened, CPPres attempts to flirt with the waitress as well. The waitress slaps him right across the face and informs him that she does not appreciate being sexually harassed.

Moog tries to strike up a conversation with CPPres, who keeps telling Moog to “cram it”. Discouraged, Moog attempts to talk to some of his fellow diners. They all find him very entertaining, and are impressed by his detailed knowledge of fine wines. Eventually, he has a small crowd gathered around the table, none of whom seem to have any idea CPPres is sitting there. Moog, who briefly studied to be a magician, even shows off some of his fun card tricks. There is much applause. Finally, CPPres loses his cool, jumps up, grabs the deck of cards and says, “You people want a card trick?! Here’s a friggin’ card trick!” We are not able to show his card trick on network television, but suffice to say, he is asked to leave the Red Lobster because of the way his card trick sexually harassed everyone. The episode ends with Moog and many of his fellow diners heading out to a bar and also with him getting the waitress’ phone number.

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